lelaki oh lelaki

bnde ni da lme da de kt tnet ni..mgkin korg da pnah jmpe n baca.. xtau r btol ke x 100 ciri2 ni erk..korg baca r n fikir2kn lah..

1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat and presentable girls.

2. Guys hate other flirts. (ye kot)

3. Guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards. (ehem)

4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is. (aah)

5. Are you doing something?" or "Have you eaten already?" are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering. (korg pon sme gak)

6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. (hehe)

7. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics. (never experience this)

8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. (hmm..xsmue pmpn kot)

9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention. (comel kan kitorg..)

10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend. (pmpn ske ke?)

11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them. .......dont think so (mnde ntah)

12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can't. And they have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking! but do not generalise (astaga)

13. Guys cry!!! (ehhhhh..mne de)

14. Don't provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will. (haa..yg ni btol)

15. Guys can never dream and hope too much. (xpham r)

16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat. (haha..loser)

17. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back. (yer kot)

18. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind!" would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. (gtau cptttttt)

19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands......yeh rite - watever. (ntah..cool je)

20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like. (bru tau ke?)

21. When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" or makes any excuses when you're asking him to do you a favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't like you and he can't lay down the card for you. (sumer org tau kn??)

22. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow". ......so true. (xlah..xnk sudahhh)
23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly. (sje je bt2 xtau)
24. Guys hate gays! (btol2)
25. Guys love their moms. (spe x syg?)
26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses. (tgk keadaan gak r)
27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her. (xnk komen ley x?)
28. You can never understand him unless you listen to him. (sooo,bc r pe aku 2lis ni)
29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does. (hik3..malu aku)
30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can. (korg ingt spe gtau US saddam smbunyi ktner?)
31. Like Eve, girls are guys’ weaknesses. (aah..aishhhh)
32. Guys are very open about themselves. (xcye?bc r post ni..aku laki)
33. It's good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don't let him wait that long. (aku pling xske mnunggu)
34. No guy is bad when he is courting. (sooo,jgn r mrah)
35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot. (klu da tpakse..pkai gak)
36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much pretty. (untuk pminat2 amy winehouse)
37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend. (ley jd gak kot..)
38. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.......very true. (aku ngah mrh..ko nk nachat aku lak?provoke r 2..aishhh)
39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you. (uish..klu die tease sumer org cne lak?)
40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else. ('guy can be possessive' ktenye)
41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts. ........sumtimes. (ehhh..ble lak???)
42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one. (nnt aku try)
43. Guys virtually brag about anything. (bknlhhh..sje je nk gtau korg)
44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them. (mne de!!!)
45. Guys think too much. (btollllll)
46. Guys' fantasies are unlimited. (mksdnye kreatif r..kan2?)
47. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight does!......very true. ('weight is directly proportional 2 waist circumference')
48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!! (nk komen pe ni..)
49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl. (klu ssh sgt,cri je yg len)
50. It's not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they've been together for 3 years or more. (mne de!!!)
51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting involved with that guy. (kete bsar,umah bsar,abis aku)
52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be matured and grow up. (never been..still,I grow up and matured..kan2?)
53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically. (uishh..private ni)
54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power. (dua2 pon aku lmah kot..)
55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed P**** with their girlfriends.....sumtimes depends when they want sumat. (sumat??) 
57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is. (_ _ _ _ _ _ _  _ _ _ _)
58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me" (kdang2 kot)
59. Guys don't really have final decisions. (#$&%@%???)
60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him. (plez do)
61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him....very important. (aku siyes ni..bc rrrrr)
62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something. (mmg r..klu 'sumer' diam,spe nk ckp??)
63. Guys believe that there's no such thing as love at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong. (perghhh..cne die tau????)
64. Guys like femininity not feebleness. (mlas r nk bkk kamus)
65. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do. (xksah pon,tp xnk r yg brotot)
66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him. (syok sndri kot..)
67. A guy would waste his time over video games and football, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups. (game je kot..)
68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake. ....they love u regardless. (aku kte daa..pmpn kne pndai msakk!!!!)
69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!......true but only wen the guys are ready 2 be settled down. (10 thun lg aku komen lik erk..)
70. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes. (jgn tnye!!!!)
71. A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage. (shhhhh!!!!)
72. Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection. (pdan mke ko)
73. Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you'll be surprised. (oooo..korg prejudice ke?bru aku tau)
74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than attracting guys. (aah..pningg rrrr..kuat sgt)
75. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls. (of course..we're guys,not gays)
76. Guys don't comprehend the statement "Get lost" too well. (ye ke?)
77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still love them more. (jap..nk g mnum air jap..)
78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite. (cbe r lg..)
79. Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls. (aku bru pasan..haha)
80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they'll realize they're wrong. (yuppp..)
81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He's just too stubborn to deal with it. (mlas r..kn kitorg byk prob..)
82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears. (aah..ntah pape r)
83. Guys' weakest point is at the knee. (refer to number 56)
84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out. (luar cool,dlm gelabah)
85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things. (not necessarily rrrr..)
86. When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed by you or he's criticizing you. (teka r sndri.. =p)
87. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance, give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him. (for me personally,there's no reason for the 1st time)
88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you. (aku rs r)
89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at you and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you're with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than your boyfriend does. (kompem boy ske girl 2..tp x smestinye lbih dr girl 2 nyer man)
90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience. (pjg sgt r nk komen sal ni)
91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in front of you! (very rare, usually its asymptomatic)
92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why. (nk kuar x ni??)
93. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you. (ishhh..x smestinye)
94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes. (sometimes??)
95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl. (mlu r nk cite kt laki)
96. Girls are allowed to touch boys' things. Not their hair! (my things only when I allowed.. BUT absolutely not my hair)
97. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you. (ni aku xphm..xkn aku puji korg sbb aku mrh kot..)
98. Guys hate girls who overreact. (kdang2 kot..bt serabut je)
99. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll probably see that he is nervous. (kdang2 r)  

100. Guys love you more than you love them IF they are serious in your relationships. (haus lg..aisshhhh)

 enjoy your reading.. =)